Let everyone know that you've mastered trading and know how to lose money like a pro. This shirt even comes in red (just like the graphs in your peasant RH account!) You might as well buy it, since you'll be a millionaire once MSTX blows up. Eventually. Probably.

• Guaranteed Moon Shot*
• (*Moon Shot not guaranteed)
• Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

Guaranteed Moon Shot*YOLO Swaggins