Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being. Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

• It was Donald Trump playing Donald Trump
• Hillary Clinton "God bless the America we are trying to create"
• Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

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