Our graphic tee features front print illustrating why rational solutions are much tastier than massively expensive boondoggles.

T-shirt quality:

This t-shirt was crafted from top quality 190 gsm crisp ringspun cotton and features 1.5 cm rib neckline, tubular body (no side seams), twin stitching on cuff and hem, printed neck label for comfort, and custom Allriot packaging.

T-shirt Fit:

This unisex t-shirt fits true to size (standard European sizing). Male US customers may find that it runs a little small, especially when it comes to sizes L-2XL. Women, on the other hand, may wish to order a size down.

Chest (to fit): XS 35/36, S 36/38, M 38/40, L 41/42, XL 43/44, 2XL 45/47, 3XL 47/49.

About Allriot:

Based in London, Allriot is an Independent Design Collective bringing a bold, playful and on-trend approach to the concept of politically minded apparel. Our t-shirt collection features quality British design, ballsy statements and materials that are ethically sourced. Don't forget to check out our full range of kickass political t-shirts and accessories.

All our products are Sweatshop Free and WRAP certified.

We offer free returns. All orders are sent by tracked Royal Mail Airsure service.

All our products come with a 365 day Fistbump Guarantee - returns are free and super easy.

Shipped all the way from London:

Our products are shipped from London, UK, where we design and print them ourselves. Shipment usually takes 5-10 business days. Please don't hesitate to contact us if you think your order is taking longer than it should and we'll track it down for you.

• DO NOT BUY THIS T-SHIRT
• Some say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Whilst this is true for some, it certainly doesn't apply to fake merch. We have taken great pride in our 100% ringspun, sweatshop-free, all-British and completely original tees since 2012.
• However, we've noticed a ton of horrific knock-offs have surfaced on Amazon over the last 6 months. Manufactured in sweatshops somewhere in the middle of Wherethefuckistan and rife with the blood, sweat and tears of underpaid women and children, these t-shirts are the antithesis of what Allriot stands for.
• Rather than continuing to send hate mail to Jeff Bezos, we're pulling the plug on Amazon altogether. Support ethical manufacturing practices and buy directly from allriot.com.
• This t-shirt is not for sale. Anyone who purchases this product will be asked if they want their money donated to an ethical manufacturing charity (Labour Behind the Label).

DO NOT BUY THIS T-SHIRT