Why, not at all!  I can understand the confusion but it's simply the Goopy Grumps T-Shirt!  Available in all these snazzy colors and in various sizes! "Is the shirt made of goop?" I....what? "Is the shirt made out of goop or an otherwise goop-like substance?" N...no. It's cotton. The shirt's made of cotton. Most....most shirts are. "I see. And this...cotton. Is it derived from a goopy material?" I don't think so? It's this plant, see, and- "Listen, item description text. I'm interested in this product, I'm simply trying to ascertain its goop quotient. I'm very much a fan of goop." Oh! Well, I...uh...cotton is....ummm. Cotton is like a goop that has...hardened into a...rigid, yet malleable structure that you can wear as clothing? "Wonderful! I'll take a baker's dozen!" Ha ha! Very good! *handshakes ensue* Ugh...what's all over your hand? "I'm very much a fan of goop."

• "Is the shirt made of goop?" Why, not at all! I can understand the confusion but it's simply the Goopy Grumps T-Shirt! Available in all these snazzy colors and in various sizes!
• Men's Shirts are straight cut with a crew neck
• Women's Shirts are taper cut with a crew neck
• 100% cotton
• Size chart can be seen in the images

"Is the shirt made of goop?" Why, not at all! I can understand the confusion but it's simply the Goopy Grumps T-Shirt! Available in all these snazzy colors and in various sizes!