The NoPhone shirt is not a phone. It is a shirt. Shame someone you love today by forcing them to wear this t-shirt every day for the rest of their lives. They'll never be able to hold a phone ever again and that's the kind of mind control power which makes America the greatest country in the world.

• This shirt isn't a phone.
• Fit: Slim (consider ordering a larger size for a looser fit)
• It is a shirt.
• This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric

This shirt isn't a phone.The NoPhone